So there was just this commercial on for Bosley hair something or another
…and it starts out:
Are you losing your hair?
Yeah I am. It’s one of my bigger insecurities. That’s something I can relate to
Feel like everything’s coming to an end?
Wait what? That’s kind of a leap. Is that how I should be feeling because I’m going bald? I mean it sucks but I haven’t felt overwhelmed by my own mortality or anything.
I really do love Hickman sometimes
It’s Super Best Friends Forever
Oh my god I want to read this now. Please please please
A glimpse inside of my screwed up mind
So I’m watching college football yesterday and ABC has this promo for a new show.
The promo starts out with 4 or 5 different women killing men. Already I’m on board. But ABC has a bunch of shows with women in it that I don’t watch so at this point nothing special right?
Wait it’s starring Tricia Helfer? Okay I’m intrigued. Got anything else for me ABC?
Wait a second, is this a remake of Walker Texas Ranger but with a female lead? Because I am 100% on board with that idea. Can it be called Wanda Texas Ranger? Do you think we can have it crossover with Castle? Guys no joke, but at this point I was clapping. Then came this.
Oh boy. That is not a good sign. From here on out it’s kinda crap. Just a lot of disparate shots of Helfer in the shower and getting dressed post sex. There’s a joke about it being the same dress or something? Who knows, it wasn’t funny.
Ugh really? Her silhouette is the ‘I’? Come on that’s just weak. Now I don’t know if I need to watch it or not. Why couldn’t it have been Wanda Texas Ranger? I would’ve watched the shit out of that