A CEO, tea party member, and unionized teacher are sitting a table with 12 cookies. The CEO takes 11 of them and then says to the tea party member, “Hey, that union guy’s trying to take a piece of your cookie.” And it’s totally working. I’m not saying there’s no hope for humanity, but zombies might starve from lack of brains
So, to wrap up: rather than bring the highest marginal tax rate back to what it was in the 1990’s, we need to bring teachers’ abilities to negotiate their own livelihood to the 1890’s.
(Teachers,) I don’t know if you’ve been listening, but you’re destroying America. Look at you, with your chalk-stained irregular blouses from Loehmann’s, and your Hyundai with its ‘power steering’ and its ‘wind shield.’ I guess bugs hitting you in the face doesn’t cut it for ol’ Mr. Chips. Mr. Holland? Whoever the Dead Poets’ (Society) guy was?
Three months vacation every summer. Special textbooks with all the answers in them. And who outside of Google employees have both a cafeteria and a gymnasium at their workplace? Don’t think we don’t know about those shiny red apples you get day after day after day after day…The point is this: the greed that led you into the teaching profession has led to the corruption of it.
” —JON STEWART, doing his best impression of the Republican sentiment against teachers, on The Daily Show (via inothernews)