GOB: No, you know what, you’re fired. No, you’re all fired. Each and every one of you. Merry Christmas.
Afternoon Delight - 2x06
Merry Christmas, everyone!
Kitty: I keep eating so many eggs. It must be my unconscious desire to have a baby. Oh my God, can you even imagine how cute the combination of the two of us would be?
[Photo courtesy of “Mommy What Will I Look Like?” photo simulation services]
The One Where They Build A House - 2x02
Lucille: He’s had business classes.
Buster: Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. 18th-century agrarian business, but I guess it’s all the same principles. Let me ask you, are you at all concerned about an uprising?
Pilot - 1x01
GOB: Check out banner, Michael!
The Ocean Walker - 3x06
submission from Philip Amler
Gene Parmesan: Uh, I’ve got some bad news. I’m… Gene Parmesan. How you doing?
Amigos - 2x03
submission from Claire Hummel
G.O.B.: (On TV.) Steve Holt is a bastard. He doesn’t even know who his real father is. What else don’t we know about Steve Holt? George Michael Bluth is a cool guy. His dad is a powerful executive, working for this man. The girls like him just fine. Young and old, it doesn’t matter… in the dark.
The Immaculate Election - 2x14
Lindsay: Well, wine only turns into alcohol if you let it sit.
Exit Strategy - 3x12
submission from fourforyou
GOB: She’s trying to get me to be a better man and reconnect with my son. And I’m trying to get her to renounce God and [bleep] me.
Making A Stand - 3x08